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Emmanuel Macron Novelty Toilet Paper
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Russia Flag Novelty Toilet Paper
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Benjamin Netanyahu Novelty Toilet Paper
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Israel Flag Novelty Toilet Paper
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Sir Keir Starmer Novelty Toilet Paper
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Donald Trump Novelty Toilet Paper
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Wipe the Floor with Your Rivals
Flags of the world. Now on a roll.
Quilted 2ply soft tissue with your chosen country's flag printed on every single sheet.
Australia Flag Novelty Toilet Paper
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Poland Flag Novelty Toilet Paper
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Germany Flag Novelty Toilet Paper
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France Flag Novelty Toilet Paper
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Ireland Flag Novelty Toilet Paper
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China Flag Novelty Toilet Paper
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Built From Scratch. Printed In House.
We're a family run business that engineers our own custom printers, right here in the UK. That means we can print one off personalised rolls and keep hundreds of ready made designs in stock at the same time. From football rivals to politicians to your best mate's face, every roll is made by us, packed by us, and shipped by us.
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Jenny W.
Bought this as a joke for my mate who's a massive Everton fan. Put his face on it with a little message. He absolutely hated it, which means it was perfect. Would order again without a doubt
Stephanie
Ordered a personalised toilet roll for my husband's 40th. The photo came out so much better than I expected and the whole table was in stitches when he opened it. Delivery was really quick too, arrived in about three days.
Rachel
Got one of these for a Secret Santa at work and it absolutely stole the show. Everyone wanted to know where I got it. Really easy to upload a photo and the print was spot on. Best tenner I've ever spent.
Emily A.
I ordered three rolls for a hen do and they went down an absolute treat. The bride's face was priceless. Had a question about the image I uploaded and Joe got back to me really quickly. Brilliant customer service.
James R
Sent one of these to my brother in France and it actually arrived quicker than I expected. He thought it was hilarious. Great little business, you can tell it's run by someone who actually cares
Kelly D.
Bought this for my best friend's divorce party and it was the highlight of the whole night. We put her ex's face on it and honestly I've never seen a room laugh that hard. The print was really clear and it arrived within a couple of days. Already planning what to order for her birthday.
“This face wash has been a part of my daily routine for a bit now, and it's been a remarkable addition that has significantly improved my skin!”
“Since I started using this cleanser, my skin has seen such a positive change—it’s a total game changer, and I can’t imagine my routine without it!”
“I’ve been using this face wash for a while now, and it’s been a game-changer for my skin!..”
Real Rolls. Real Reactions.
Questions?
How do you print an image on toilet paper?
How do you print an image on toilet paper?
Great question! We've spent years perfecting our very own self engineered printing presses (yes, we're that obsessed). Our background in product development means we've tested, tweaked and flushed our way to perfection. Oh, and the entire manufacturing process happens right here in the UK. Proudly British bums only.
Is the design printed on every single sheet?
Is the design printed on every single sheet?
You bet it is! Every. Single. Sheet. No boring blanks here. Whether it's sheet one or sheet one hundred, the fun keeps rolling.
Can you do next day delivery?
Can you do next day delivery?
Yep! If you're in the UK, we ship via Royal Mail 24 Hour. Orders over £30 get free next day delivery (treat yourself). If your order is under £30, you can pop it on as an add on at checkout. Most orders land on your doormat within 1 to 2 days. Your bum won't be waiting long.
Can I add any image?
Can I add any image?
We stock loads of quality, ready made designs that are guaranteed to get a laugh. If you're uploading your own masterpiece, just make sure it's a nice clear photo, exactly like you would with any printed product. Blurry or pixelated pics won't do your face (on toilet paper) justice!
