Collection: Football Toilet Paper

We're one of the UK's largest novelty toilet paper stores, with thousands of printed loo rolls covering everything from football clubs and politicians to celebrities, country flags, and fully personalised designs. Every roll is printed in house and dispatched from the UK with fast, reliable delivery.

Printed on Every Sheet

Unlike cheaper novelty toilet rolls where the print only appears on a few sheets, our designs run through the entire roll from start to finish. Every single sheet features a full colour print, so the fun lasts all the way through. It's novelty toilet paper that actually delivers on the joke.

Quality You Can Count On

Our novelty loo rolls are made from soft, 2 ply recycled tissue that's FSC certified and printed with vegan friendly inks. They look hilarious and they work as actual toilet paper too. Each roll is securely wrapped, packaged in a plain cardboard box, and ready to gift or use straight away.

The Perfect Funny Gift

Looking for a novelty gift that always gets a laugh? Our printed toilet paper rolls are one of the UK's most popular gag gifts for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, stocking fillers, office pranks, and leaving dos. They also make a brilliant paper anniversary gift if you want to take the tradition literally.

Free Next Day UK Delivery

Enjoy free next day delivery on all orders over £30. We also offer tracked worldwide shipping, so you can send a novelty toilet roll to friends and family anywhere in the world.

Eco Friendly Novelty Gifts

Every roll is made from 100% recycled paper and printed using environmentally responsible inks. Our packaging uses minimal materials to reduce waste. It's a funny gift that's kind to the planet.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is novelty toilet paper actually usable?
Yes. Our rolls are made from genuine 2 ply tissue that's soft and functional. They fit any standard toilet roll holder.

What occasions is novelty toilet paper good for?
Our printed loo rolls are popular as birthday gifts, Christmas presents, Secret Santa picks, stocking fillers, hen and stag do favours, office leaving gifts, paper anniversary presents, and general pranks.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes. We offer tracked worldwide shipping alongside our free next day UK delivery service on orders over £30.

Can I personalise a toilet roll?
Absolutely. Our personalised toilet paper lets you upload any image and add a custom message, printed on every sheet